Re-taking Mixed Drinks One by One!

We are not satisfied by White “RUSSIANS”! We want WHITE PATRIOTS!

White Patriot mixed drink, an improvement upon the White Russian recipe
White Patriot mixed drink, an improvement upon the White Russian recipe

For years, this delicious combination of vodka, coffee liquor, and cream has been credited to the comrades! Not any more! We are remixing to our own tastes, using the same premium ingredients. We hope you will enjoy the premium taste and homegrown fresh patriotism with your friends! Have several! Have them with friends! Remember, if you’re not drinking alone,
then it’s a White Patriot’s Party!

~ Until our brand is allowed to sell at liquor stores near you, please consume our competitors – even if their names are outdated. ~

Please check the bottom of each glass
Please check the bottom of every glass for holes. They are that good.

Projects in the Works!

Black Patriot mixed drink, an improvement upon the Black Russian recipe
Black Patriot mixed drink, an improvement upon the Black Russian recipe

Black Patriots! ~ For the lactose intolerant among us (you know who you are) here’s a beverage for you.

Margeret mixed drink, an improvement upon the Margarita recipe
Margaret mixed drink, an improvement upon the Margarita recipe

Margaret! ~ Our own signature blend of tequila, orange liquor, fresh squeezed limes, and sweet, sweet cactus juice. Perfect for hot summer days beside the pool, when the neighbors are far, far away. Turn the radio up, and get me another Margaret!

New London (Connecticut) Gin ~ because, hey cuz, I don’t know how to brexit to ya, but we do alcohol better! Use U.S. for that Gin and Tonic, aye matey!

The Florida Sling, tall glass required, an improvement on the Singapore Sling recipe

Florida Sling! ~ Singapore need not import this one! This cool operator is concocted by the smooth pan handlers in the panhandle. Make it yourself, using our Premium New London (Connecticut) Gin, Benedictine, Grenadine, Lime Juice, Pineapple Juice, Contreau, premium Wink Wink Cherry Liquor, simple syrup, ice cubes, and soda! Or give up on that overly complicated grocery list! Buy ours! Pre-mixed! Our extra large packaging department will be working around the clock in rotating shifts to mix our special formula Florida Sling ~ available in a Can! Our premium can has been carefully engineered by sober AI and an authentic Florida Gator to fit perfectly in your hand! Hey! It’s a Florida Sling, not a Florida Slip!
















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